january
a final new year in japan |
do you know the way to hachinohe? |
time shoe flies when you're having boys |
time out |
bottle in front of me/frontal lobotomy |
slurp! / self-medication |
operation golden flow |
a typical day |
barbers / old/new miyaki's |
the family car |
shoveling / job-hunting |
shoveling again |
just drivel |
special hell / grocery list |
more about the milk |
early out |
I know nuss-sing! |
snow big deal |
sick cat / tennis elbow |
Barb's new job |
a healthy glow |
february
eliza the cat with chlamydia |
moms and cars |
messy lattes / time out for the super bowl |
manly fragrance? |
intelligent? |
hey to the chief |
worn down nub |
OFO in a scooter |
you can't pee without c.e. |
the bong |
sock it to me |
forget the forgotten |
i've fallen and i can't get up / gotta barista |
lots of snow |
swamp thing / you know the drill |
rubbery cat / sock it to me |
dent all maddy call |
spoons aren't us |
sake to me |
eliza the basket case |
my growling stomach |
computer rage |
mc drivel |
march
assault with a deadly umbrella |
shot in his own gum |
bye bye Eliza |
the goat that ate sean's hand |
ready, set, go! |
a hodgepodge of drivel |
how many glasses? |
the misawa crud |
just say no now |
the road to towada |
shorts |
time and relatives |
my useless computer |
'sno present like this one |
contracting possessions |
do you have a reservation? |
you leave me deskless |
be-com'ed in the sea of net |
symbolic shadows
april
the last kauki show |
book 'em, dano |
they're playing our song |
enough with the running already |
cancel my birthday while you're at it |
gyre and gimbol |
powerless |
shades of gray |
escape |
*blink* |
figmo! |
gross & annoying |
talk about your junk mail |
yet another friday / brittany, michael, and me |
babble: slavery / bike / jobs / flu shots |
wide whitewalls |
..-. ..- -.-. -.- |
too early gripe |
sleepy-bye |
movie time: Spanglish / pie hole |
zits & moms |
sleepless nights |
may
gas! gas! gas! |
h2g2 / bake sale / lick it good |
a special treat |
come, sweet slumber |
the fog of rap |
unreal id |
dreams, falling, flying, and reading |
the best offer / running |
kibble-licious! |
straight or curled? |
cinn-a-blargh |
a hairy decision |
how to get what you want, NOT! |
shirt short |
retirement day |
best offer? |
incredible! |
omg shorts |
uphill in a blizzard |
not so hard to be humbled |
a bargain at no price at all |
27 days and a wake-up! |
june
job nightmare / how to unpack |
food experiments & misfortunes |
good-bye eliza / a great big world out there |
american day / cleaning tim's room / eating kleenex |
anticipation |
tim loves ramen / battlestar galactica |
prepareth the yard sale |
shred-o-riffic / musical seque |
da roof! |
the yard sale |
towada horse festival |
first panic attack |
dumping chemical gear |
barb's wallet / interview? |
excess baggage |
the next panic attack |
interview / planetarium / mower than what? |
moving day the first |
moving day the second |
on the third day they rested |
punching out |
final out / phone robot |
kabuki visit |
good-bye misawa |
blow-by-blow from the road |
four glitches |
walk of fame / grauman's |
up & out |
july
touchdown in wisconsin |
travel notes |
taco you |
driving & the wienermobile |
putting it all together |
commute / DMV / Ella's |
DMV part II |
more food than china / fireflies |
elephant man |
driving cramp |
library cards |
cell phones |
happy loan officer |
cookin' typer |
a moving experience |
farmer's markets and air conditioning |
saint vince |
shave and a haircut |
dude! you got a beard! |
the shopping trolley incident |
barb drove the new car! |
bubbler |
whoops! missed! whoops! missed again! |
achieving the impossible |
looking for work is exhausting |
the fleabag |
found: a place to live |
mystery of toilet paper |
the last day of july |
august
piece of crap rule |
how I do it on the internet |
I get a real job and we move to the real world |
understanding road rage |
suckity-suck phone calls |
hot & cold / sean visits |
celebration |
state fair |
mister dootbrain |
goin' auctioning |
moving day |
sean drives! |
rub-a-dub |
barb's employed |
yard sailing |
drivel recap |
cereal killer |
how not to say hello |
nine things |
sugar high / movie: revenge of the sith |
the fly-in / memories of Bill |
a mocha machine |
springsteen |
who's joe? |
september
retirement day / talking to myself |
man purse / first paycheck |
marconi's radio |
a taste of madison |
boiled like lobsters / passed by the weinermobile |
the daily commute |
clothing options |
sleeping on a real bed |
cat poop / barbers / laundry |
theme: shopping |
snooze alarm |
not morning people |
the ten worst ways to die |
at the library |
workout till you die |
saturday in cottage grove |
sarah vowell / books |
berta lutefisk |
madison's burning |
diamonds: not barb's best friend / parents conferences |
neal diamond |
farting & phone calls |
habitat for humanity I |
coffee / police / cold |
tv on! / my humps |
morning groove |
tim's jacket & brolly / tools |
packers / tim vs. recruiters |
october
mow monster |
sleeping in late, waking up early |
hot & humid / haircut / strikeout |
the uberczar of traffic |
bird flu south |
computer users / lord of war |
pizza night |
beer fest at quivey's grove |
radio, radio |
habitat for humanity II |
computer users again |
shower queue |
casual friday |
shredder story |
spiders |
taking the stairs |
beetles & boobies |
long hair |
small world |
glued to the cat / a lesson with knives |
fire up the furnace |
thumbs, pumpkins & snickers |
who's paul lynde? |
twenty-eight! |
bill's indestructable mailbox |
out on the town |
halloween odds & ends |
november
"bless you!" / radio, radio |
check's in the mail |
tim : phone : poop |
hit by the school bus |
let's hangover! |
you can't do jack / sharing the bathroom / movie: Good Night, And Good Luck |
tim, unplugged |
education, schmeducation |
not a day off |
our day in the big city |
trainfest |
abby somebody |
sean is 21 / the first cold day |
first snow / phone bitch-slap |
cruise control as a weapon |
meet tim's teachers |
early to rise |
movie: Jarhead |
hungry like a wolf |
went to the bahamas |
why tom reynolds wants to kill |
turkey day |
back to work |
tim: unplugged, part 2 |
movie: Walk The Line |
rainy day / '6' does not mean cups |
hairy situation / BLTs |
where's lynyrd? |
December
snow day / booger / flinging the carcass |
the only direction an elevator can go from the basement |
I wanna have sex with your wife |
roomba |
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